Aug 26 2008

OFF (the switch, not the bug spray)

Published by under Inspiration

Dear friends, I stumbled today on a glorious revelation – like, the kind they had way back when God Himself would make it all windy on mountains and stuff and then appear in a cloud and scare the living daylights out of you (I’m pretty sure I just fused two different stories from two different Testaments there, but you get the drift).

Friends, this revelation I’m about to share is earth-shattering. It’s iconoclastic. It’s unfathomable in this day and age. It could bring the downfall of humanity as we know it, so I beg you: tread carefully into what you are about to read.

The revelation is this:

I get more work done… when I turn the internet…

OFF.

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